Blog no. 4: How Not to Behave in a Cinema House

There are many ways to become a legend in the cinema house.

You come in ten minutes after the movie has started. Not content with your seat, you start roaming through all the rows in the cinema, in the hope of finding a better one. In the end you find out that yours is the only one unoccupied, so you end up sitting there after all. You then grab a handful of popcorn from the complete stranger next to you and start tossing them up in the air, standing up as you try catching them with your mouth as soon as they come down. Then the crying scene comes up, and you start laughing and snorting hysterically. Suddenly, your cellphone rings and you realize that it's your friend who's in the same cinema house, so you start waving at each other. The movie goes on, the plot thickens, and when the whodunnit moment comes up, your friend starts blabbing about what's going to happen next with a voice resonating throughout the whole movie house. People start clamoring and telling both of you to shut up. As the movie comes to an end, you come up to the stage and start apologizing just in front of the movie screen.